i) bathrobe.wav 52KB 
Kayla: Mom, how come you always drive us to school in your bathrobe? 
Kayla's Mom: Because your principal gets mad when I do it in the nude. 

ii) fart.wav 67KB 
Franklin: Hey! You playin' the butt trouble back there, Kayla? 
Kayla: What?!? Girls don't fart. 
Franklin: Really? Go over to my house sometime and ask my mom why the cats committed suicide. 

iii) gettin.wav 57KB 
Kayla: Bucky? Hello? Can I get in or what? 

iv) hostage.wav 106KB 
Travis: I want to be the hostage! 
Chelsea: What about me? 
Kayla: How come I never get to be the hostage? 
Travis: That's because you're a girl! 
Bucky: Hey, hey, hey! Girls can be hostages too. I mean we're heading towards 21st century and girls can do whatever they want. 
Kayla: Right on, sister. 

v) look.wav 106KB 
Kayla: Bucky, are you trying to look down my shirt? 
Bucky: Uh, no, no. It's my neck. Yeah, my chiropractor says I have to do these neck stretches. 
Kayla: Yeah... RIGHT! 
 

vi) mom.wav 64KB 
Kayla: Franklin? My mom really wants to meet you! 
Franklin: How are ya? 
Kayla: Still a little tender... 
Franklin: Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 

vii) retire.wav 36KB 
Kayla: Everyday, two or more of your customers retire and move to Florida. 

viii) shoulder.wav 69KB 
(slap) 
Kayla: Bucky! 
Bucky: What?!? I thought you might be scared so I grabbed your shoulder. 
Kayla: That wasn't my shoulder! 
Bucky: Is wasn't? 
Kayla: No!

ix) strangers.wav 65KB 
Chelsea: I'm certainly not going to talk to him. 
Franklin: Why not? 
Kayla: Chelsea has this whole policy on strangers and trust me... you don't wanna go down that road. 

x) surgery.wav 100KB 
Kayla: Thanks, Mr. Miller. My mother usually takes me, but she had breast reduction surgery yesterday. They removed 14 ounces from each breast and relocated her nipples. 

xi) there.wav 42KB 
Andrew: There he is. 
Kayla: What is that?!?